Ron Stoppable

Pretty much the worst app ever! That's what happens when you write them at 12 AM.

Character: Ron Stoppable
Series: Kim Possible
Character Age: 16
Canon: Kim Possible is a show on Disney Channel about this teenage girl who rescues the world a whole lot. Ron Stoppable is her clumsy best friend, sidekick, and recent boyfriend. Ron is a socially inept, optimistic, awkward, and has an obsession with Tex-Mex food. He has a pet naked mole rat named Rufus who he can communicate with and who also helps him help Kim save the world, and on occasion, the conclusion is drawn that he is the secret to Kim's success. Despite being oblivious and quick to draw conclusions most of the time, he has been proven to be actually really intelligent! But you can't really tell.

Sample Post: This is it, Rufus. This is the mission of all missions, the fight of all fights! Of all the cruel, heartless plans that we have had to foil, buddy, this one takes the cake-- or should I say, the leprechauns. Oh yes, you evil-doer! Yes, you, whoever you are! I can see you lurking in the shadows! I know you're listening to me! Understand this one thing-- I have discovered your true objective! I know what you plan to do! And I, Ron Stoppable, side-kick, best friend, and boyfriend of Kim Possible, will stop you!

There is no way I could ever-- ever!-- allow you to steal St. Patrick's' Day! You may be in it for the gold, mysterious, groaning, dilapidating evildoer, and the magical leprechauns you will use to power your luck-powered plasma ray or gigantic laser cannon or machine to bring back the dead, but the effect your nefarious deeds would have on Ireland-- no! The world!-- would be a VERY BAD ONE. I can see it: as the rest of the world watches, your evil machine will suck the luck out of Ireland, draining its' water resources, causing the grass to whither and die! Without grass to eat, the cows slowly are picked off one by one, and slowly, oh so slowly...

The dairies shut down. Ireland's supply of cheese is running low, and the worst is happening: each great, heavenly, kind, and good Bueno Nacho is shut down, one by one. The people are starving. It is reminiscent of the Great Naco Famine of 1972, only this time-- there will be no stopping it. A world with no Bueno Nacho, the GREATEST Tex-Mex restaurant of all time, is not a world worth living in. For all that is good-- for all that is sacred and great and oozing with delicious cheese-- I will stop this from happening.

As soon as I get my pants. Rufus, buddy? Do you have any gadgets on you that could make a wheezing, wriggling tree give me back my mission wear? Because all I've got on me is some lip balm knock-out gas, and it's getting kind of chilly.

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